Waste

10 Things You Wish You Could Say to 10 Different People Right Now:

10. You'd get a lot more respect if you didn't talk down to people. Staring at people like they're stupid doesn't help either. And while you're at it, read a dictionary.

9. Stop pretending you're so pure and good and perfect. You're flawed like the rest of us. Stop judging and putting everyone down.

8. I sincerely wish you do well after the move. You won't find happiness here.

7. I don't think we're even friends anymore. You're not there when I need you, and talking to you is akward. And it kills me when you talk about your closest friends, because I know I'm not in that group.

6. I now understand why people dislike you so much. Stop one-upping everything everyone has to say.

5. Let go, she's happy for now. I know it hurts, but I know you could be happier.

4. You don't deserve the special treatment that you receive.

3. I resent you 99% of the time.

2. I love you more than anything in the world.

1. You know what you need to do to fix your life. Do it. Nobody will think less of you if you stop.


9 Things People Might Not Know About You:

9. I hide behind stupidity. I'm actually very sharp. But I feel that bothers people.
8. I don't think anything is funny. My sense of humor is broken.
7. I can bend my fingers almost all the way backwards with no pain.
6. I mock people in my head all the time. And I don't feel guilty.
5. I don't care about a lot of things anymore. But I care more about a few things.
4. I used to be a huge bible-thumper when I was a kid.
3. Centipedes scare me more than anything on this earth.
2. I refuse to admit certain things about my past because I don't want to categorize myself.
1. I was a vegetarian for a year, but I will now eat a raw steak.




8 Ways To Your Heart:

8. Have an intelligent conversation with me.
7. Respect me, my wishes, and my dislikes.
6. Don't compliment me often. I don't take compliments well.
5. Have good hygiene.
4. Know when to hold me and when to leave me alone.
3. Know where you want to be in life. Nothing is as sexy as a plan.
2. Don't expect me to melt. I don't melt.
1. Patience is key.



7 Awesome Movies:

7. Queen of the Damned
6. Juno
5. To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
4. Hair
3. Hackers
2. Phantom of the Opera
1. Moulin Rouge

6 Things You Do Before You Fall Asleep:

6. Put on one of The Boy's old T shirts
5. Make the blankets on the bed go the correct way.
4. Plug my phone in
3. Watch TV with The Boy
2. Cuddles, if I'm lucky
1. Attempt to steal cuddles, if I'm not lucky

5 People Who Mean A Lot To You:

(In no particular order)
5. Eric
4. Dean
3. Sarah
2. Matt
1. Tom


4 Things You Don't Like:

4. Everything
3. You
2. Down jackets
1. Pretentious people


3 Things You Like:

3. My Mac
2. My Blackberry
1. My own lonely shallow existence.

2 Things You Want To Do Before You Die:

2. Change my last name.
1. Become the person that I dreamed of when I was 16


1 Confession: I'm insanely insecure about everything. Every move I make, I think about 10 times before I do it. And those impulse things I do? I always regret them.