Sloppy

Tonight I ran into a friend of mine that I haven't really talked to since junior year of high school. We went to Starbucks and ended up just chatting for a couple of hours. It was really nice because I had always liked her but we lost touch. But while we were catching up, I realized something.

Everyone my age is either A) Pregnant, B) Getting married, C) Has kids, or D) Some combination of the above.

Which makes me really really glad that I'm not A,B,C or D. I mean, the most tolerable of those would be getting engaged or something, but let me tell you, it would be a long engagement. And as far as procreation...hell no.

This is going to sound bad but thank goodness I know better.