Two

Sometimes I feel like I have two distinct personalities. I'm not saying that I'm crazy, just that sometimes I feel like I lead a double life.

There's the me that pierced her nose, wanted to dread her hair, and went vegetarian.

There's the me that bought suit coats, chopped off her hair, and eats everything that everybody else does.

There's the me that rarely ever wears black.

There's the me that wears all black 90% of the time.

I don't really know what's going on here. I've got this crazy, laid-back hippie side, and this ravenous un-funny corporate office girl side. In a perfect world, I'd be able to express both. But for now, I wear a retainer in my nostril, have short hair, and hardly any tie-dye anymore.