You Know What I Don't Like?

I really, REALLY, don't like it when people assume that I can't do things because I'm sort of new.

You know what, I'm a really damned fast learner. I could read, fucking READ, in preschool. I'm not even talking like, one or two words at a time, or I that I knew the alphabet. I could read actual books. In fucking preschool. At the age of 4. Do not assume that I'm slow.

I don't care how long I've been doing something. Chances are, I know EXACTLY what I'm doing. I tend not to do things I'm unfamiliar with. Sure, it may take a little while for me to get things down pat, but I'm talking a matter of days here. Weeks at most. It will not take me 5 months to learn this shit. Seriously.

I'll admit, I'm shy, and evasive. I avoid doing things I'm not totally comfortable with. But I still know what I'm doing when I have to do it.

It pains me to watch someone "teach" me something...the wrong way. I hate it when people try to correct me when I'm doing something right. I hate it when people try to correct me just to make themselves feel better. Because seriously, if you can't figure out that the only ingredient in whole bean coffee is coffee beans...don't try to correct me on the subject.

I'm also pretty damned sick of people not wanting me around. No, that's worded wrong. I'm sick of people acting like they don't want me around. Most of the time, in a situation like that, I don't want to be around you either. So just get off your high horse and deal with it like any other person would have to. Don't try to get me to go away by sending me on menial errands, on the basis that you can do something else more quickly. I bet you can't.

I'm sorry, general blog audience. I'm just a little annoyed right now.