Shirts

I had this conversation with J-Money, but I thought everyone might enjoy it. (Shirt = boy)

So you know how you have a favorite shirt that you just love? Well, there comes a day when you want to go new shirt shopping anyways. Because while you love your favorite shirt, it's getting kind of faded and has some holes in it and sometimes it smells funny. So you go to the store looking for a new shirt to try on. Keep in mind that you have no plans to get rid of the shirt you're already wearing. Because you don't get rid of a favorite shirt. You just hang it in the closet and keep it happy and clean for a while, while you parade around in your new, snazzy shirt.

So anyways, you're at the shirt store and as much as you want to find new shirts, you just don't seem to find one you like. Until someone walks in WEARING THE SHIRT YOU'VE BEEN DREAMING OF. Obviously this is a one-of-a-kind shirt, so you can't just walk into AE and pick up an identical one. No, this one is special. And it has everything you're looking for in a shirt, not to mention it looks amazing. And you're pretty sure it would look amazing on yourself, better than it looks on this other person.

But it turns out that you're starting to be friends with this person. This person is nice and sweet and is so OBVIOUSLY in love with her shirt that you know you can't just rip it off her back. And it isn't the borrowing type of shirt either. So you simply have to admire the fact that this shirt really does look good on this person, as much as you think it would look better on yourself.

So you're stuck keeping your favorite shirt on, because really you aren't the kind of person to own two shirts anyways. And you just keep holding out for that other person to decide that maybe her shirt doesn't fit as well as she thought it did.

And always remember, if a shirt seems the wrong size, and a little stretched, no matter how good it might look, or how much it offers to be your sugar daddy, put it back on the clearance rack and WALK AWAY.