Ode To Starbucks
Great Mecca of caffeine addicts
Your green shining beacon permeates through sleepy eyelids
The scent of your decadent sustenance uplifts weary souls
You accept the tired, the perky, and the terminally trendy into your walls
None are turned away from the gloriously sugary beverages you produce
The melody of grinding beans and whirring blenders is music to my ears
For you, you are my haven
A respite from the rest of the non-coffee related world
A wondrous cavern filled to the brim with earth tones and comfortable seating,
Free Wi-fi and reasonably priced lattes, delicious pastries and cold frappuccinos
We flock to you, O great giver of delight
We bend to your will, and gracefully stop ordering discontinued syrups
Have mercy on us, for we seek only to feel caffeinated and trendy
Allow us to continue to congregate in your café,
For we would surely perish without thee.
1 comments:
this was insane, and i said "this is insane" outloud haha. i love it though. how sweet.
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